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quote[0]="Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
quote[1]="If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
quote[2]="Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." 
quote[3]="The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives."
quote[4]="A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
quote[5]="The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all."
quote[6]="Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul."
quote[7]="Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
quote[8]="Prosperity is the best protector of principle."
quote[9]="If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." 
quote[10]="Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration."
quote[11]="Wisdom begins in wonder." 
quote[12]="The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." 
quote[13]="Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character." 
quote[14]="It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees." 
quote[15]="Genius without education is like silver in the mine." 
quote[16]="Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."  
quote[17]="Remember that time is money." 
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